Papal Time Travel Launches Vatican's �Year of Yesterday� Initiative
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Endorses-Time-Travel-05-08*Pope Leo XIV sends forgiveness scrolls to Galileo. Papal envoy apologizes to Eden�s gate. Jubilee indulgences offered retroactively. A cardinal preaches at Woodstock. One monk accidentally double-baptizes Charlemagne. Chrono-salvation has arrived.