Papal Time Travel Launches �Future Saints Now� Canonization Program
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Endorses-Time-Travel-05-08*Pope Leo XIV signs beatification certificates in advance. One toddler declared �Blessed-in-Waiting.� Relics collected from future hairbrushes. Canon Law updated with �Pre-Posthumous Sainthood Clause.� Holiness, scheduled.