Papal Time Travel Generates Economic Boom in Medieval Rome�Pilgrim Tourism Surges
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Endorses-Time-Travel-05-08*Pope Leo XIV collects 10th-century coins for NFT minting. Relics sold at future flea markets. Time tourists dine on pre-Vatican II pasta. Indulgences now include time-stamped receipts. Merch slogan: �I went to the Council of Nicaea and all I got was this tunic.�