Papal Time Travel Endorsed by Pope Leo XIV��Let Us Revisit the Past, Gently and in Vestments�
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Endorses-Time-Travel-05-08*Pope Leo XIV formally approved time travel �for pastoral purposes only,� unveiling the Vatican�s ChronoChapel�a sanctified wormhole powered by Gregorian chants and relic fusion. The Pope declared, �God is eternal. So is our curiosity.� Pilgrims may now schedule Mass in 1537 or confession in the year 3012. A Swiss Guard was accidentally sent to the Council of Trent. He�s fine.