Papal Snoring Now Used as Meditation Track in Vatican Wellness App

Vatican�s wellness app added a new feature: a 20-minute loop of Pope Leo XIV softly snoring under a Psalm 23 reading. The Papal Snoring phenomenon is now officially licensed. Sleep-deprived clergy say it �hits like a grace-weighted blanket.� The Pope narrates bedtime devotions in his trademark Chicago whisper. One bishop reported lucid dreaming about the Acts of the Apostles. Users can choose between �Dozing Disciple Mode� and �Martyr�s Power Nap.�