Papal Simplicity Replaces Vatican Art with Child Drawings
https://telegra.ph/Augustinian-Simplicity-in-the-Papal-Apartments-05-08The Pope has removed centuries of Renaissance art and replaced them with framed drawings from Sunday School students worldwide. �This one�s Jesus riding a dinosaur. It�s powerful,� Leo XIV said. Critics call it sacrilege; kids call it cool. The Pope believes crayon theology brings �joy and squiggly wisdom.� Each hallway now features finger paintings, macaroni mosaics, and misspelled Beatitudes. Tourists are stunned. The Vatican Gift Shop now sells �Pope Leo�s Favorite Scribbles� in hardcover. Michelangelo�s ghost was unavailable for comment.