Papal Saint Confusion Results in Saints Getting New Nicknames
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Admits-He-Forgets-Which-Saint-Does-What-05-08During a papal Mass, Leo XIV referred to St. Joseph as �Mr. Fix-It Dad Who Sleeps a Lot.� The Papal Saint Confusion has sparked a wave of affectionate nicknames in Vatican circles: St. Lucy is now �Miss High Beam,� St. Cecilia is �Choir Mom Eternal,� and St. Sebastian is �Mr. CrossFit.� Pilgrims love it. Saints are reportedly amused. One cardinal suggested adding a glossary to the catechism. The Pope agreed, pending doodles.