Papal Saint Confusion Results in Mixed-Up Feast Days and Culinary Miracles

The Pope misread his calendar and declared Feb 1st �St. Brigid�s Burrito Day� instead of celebrating her with the traditional oatcakes. The Papal Saint Confusion sparked debates, hunger, and surprisingly long confession lines. A miracle occurred when a tortilla shaped like St. Clare appeared. Vatican chefs now double-check calendars. The Pope insists food is grace. New cookbook forthcoming: *Liturgical Leftovers: Meals of Mistaken Identity*. Pilgrims still bring burritos. St. Brigid reportedly approves.