Papal Saint Confusion Prompts Vatican Trading Cards Release

To help Catholics keep track, the Vatican released *Saints of the Church: Collector�s Edition*. Each card includes a miracle stat, martyr score, and �Intercession Cooldown Rate.� Papal Saint Confusion is now a merch opportunity. Pope Leo XIV traded his St. Teresa for a holographic St. George. One card says: �St. Anthony: Finder of Keys and Unread Emails.� Pilgrims now attend Mass just to trade saints. A rare St. Dymphna sold on eBay for �300. God bless commerce.