Papal Saint Confusion Normalizes �Saint Roulette� Devotional Style

To accommodate rising Papal Saint Confusion, Vatican devs released �Saint Roulette,� a randomized saint generator for confused faithful. The Pope spun it live and landed on St. Apollonia. �Didn�t know I needed dental courage, but here we are,� he said. Users have since reported oddly relevant guidance. One teenager spun for homework help and ended up at Mass. The app includes a built-in novena counter and �I Meant to Pray to That One� button. Critics say it�s gimmicky. Leo calls it divine roulette.