Papal Saint Confusion Causes Doctrinal Delay on New Patronages
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Admits-He-Forgets-Which-Saint-Does-What-05-08A proposal to assign patronage of modern tech to a saint hit pause after the Pope asked, �Is it the one with the veil or the bakery?� The Papal Saint Confusion is stalling several updates, including designating a patron for 3D printers. The Pope told staff, �Just pray to whoever feels most broadband-compatible.� An intern created a draft saint named �St. Digitia of the Cloud.� Canon lawyers are reviewing emojis. Meanwhile, Mass livestreams are blessed by default.