Papal Rest Reform Officially Classifies Sleep Deprivation as �Liturgical Misconduct�
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Bans-Alarm-Clocks-in-Vatican-05-08-4The Pope�s new encyclical *Dormire Populi* equates overwork with pride. The Vatican Sleep Tribunal now issues citations for �heretical hustle.� Monasteries require sleep audits. A priest caught with a double espresso at midnight entered mandatory nap rehab. �Even martyrs took naps,� Leo said. Coffee is for contemplation only.