Papal Rest Reform Leads to the Beatification of St. Hypnos of Hammockia

Rediscovered relics of Hypnos, a 4th-century nap mystic, confirmed by snooze-shaped footprints on monastery stone. Pope Leo XIV led canonization from a recliner. Feast Day includes public napping, soft readings of Ecclesiastes, and bed blessing rituals. �Blessed are the still,� reads the new litany. The faithful snuggle in silence.