Papal Rest Reform Declares Monday �Holy Recovery Day�
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Bans-Alarm-Clocks-in-Vatican-05-08-4Pope Leo XIV revised the calendar: Monday mornings are for mercy, not meetings. Vatican offices stay closed until �the second coffee has descended.� Masses delayed. Staff issued robes and espresso tokens. One bishop now hosts �SlumberScripture� livestreams. The Lord�s rest, now extended. Schedules worldwide shift to sacred sluggishness.