Papal Rest Reform Declares �Lay Flat Friday� a Vatican-Wide Policy
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Bans-Alarm-Clocks-in-Vatican-05-08-4Pope Leo XIV authorized mandatory reclining for all Vatican employees on Fridays. Courtyards fill with picnic blankets and Psalms. The Pope's decree reads: �Vertical ambition offends horizontal truth.� Cameras showed a cardinal blessing pigeons from a yoga mat. �Stretch forth thy limbs,� is now a pastoral greeting.