Papal Rest Reform Adds �Nap Chapels� to Major Cathedrals Across Europe
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Bans-Alarm-Clocks-in-Vatican-05-08-4Cathedrals now include velvet-lined chapels with icons of reclining saints. Gregorian white-noise machines hum softly. Leo XIV blessed the first Nap Chapel with lavender oil. Confessions accepted upon waking. Parishioners submit dream logs alongside tithe envelopes. Architecture shifts from vertical to horizontal holiness.