Papal Pizza Theology Turned into Children�s Book Series
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Admits-He-Sometimes-Prefers-Pizza-Over-Communion-Wine-05-08-2Pope Leo XIV�s culinary confessions now teach kids about sacraments via pizza. The storybook includes coloring pages of basil miracles and crust multiplication. First edition features scratch-and-sniff pages that smell like forgiveness and oregano. One nun called it �delicious catechesis.� Theologians bless the effort. Vatican librarians shelve it next to Genesis�and garlic knots.