Papal Pizza Theology Draws Line at Pineapple, Declares �It Is Not Canon�
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Admits-He-Sometimes-Prefers-Pizza-Over-Communion-Wine-05-08-2Leo XIV shocked Hawaiians worldwide by banning pineapple from Vatican pizza. He called it �sweet chaos with no scriptural basis.� Pineapple defenders cited Song of Songs; Vatican theologians shrugged. Pope�s ruling: �If it can�t survive fire and brimstone, it can�t go in the oven of grace.� Pizza purists rejoice. Fruit is now a mortal topping.