Papal Pizza Order Sparks Vatican Culinary Renaissance��Feed the Flock, Stuff the Crust�
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Orders-Deep-Dish-Pizza-for-Vatican-Luncheon-05-08-2*Pope Leo XIV has now institutionalized the daily delivery of deep dish to Vatican City staff, declaring, �Let this crust be consecrated unto nourishment and joy.� Orders are managed by the new Dicastery for Dough. Cardinals meet in the Papal Pizzeria Annex, and theology students now receive stipends in mozzarella vouchers. Doctrine now measured in slices per sermon.