Papal Pizza Order Causes Doctrinal Debate on Crust Ends��To Dip or Not to Dip?�
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Orders-Deep-Dish-Pizza-for-Vatican-Luncheon-05-08-2*Pope Leo XIV calls emergency crust council. Jesuits argue for aioli autonomy. Dominicans demand dip-free devotion. A schism nearly broke out over pesto. Vatican settles: optional dipping, but reverently.