Papal Pizza Decree Sparks Creation of �Crust Catechism� Handbook�Doctrine in Every Bite
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Names-Deep-Dish-Official-Vatican-Pizza-05-08-2*Pope Leo XIV declares sauce a metaphor for grace, cheese for charity, and crust for divine foundation. Handbook includes diagrams and marinara exegesis. One theologian wept over basil footnotes. The Bible now includes a pizza appendix.