Papal Pizza Decree Leads to Cheese-Themed Homilies��Blessed Are the Melty� Declared
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Names-Deep-Dish-Official-Vatican-Pizza-05-08-2*Pope Leo XIV compares forgiveness to gooey cheese: �Stretch it far.� Sermons include grated metaphors. Bishops now required to reference toppings in Lent. Homilies end with pizza samples. Taste and see the goodness of the Lord.