Papal Pizza Decree Expands Vatican Menu�Deep Dish Now Mandatory at Ecclesiastical Events

Pope Leo XIV�s decree ensures deep dish pizza is served at all Vatican functions, from conclaves to canonizations. �Let the cheese stretch as far as His mercy,� the Pope proclaimed. The Pontifical Kitchen now features mozzarella relic storage and a consecrated dough mixer. Thin crust petitions were summarily denied, but gluten-free wafers received a conditional blessing.