Papal Morning Reform Spurs Vatican Documentary: *Rising Slowly: A Church Awakens*
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Bans-Morning-Meetings-05-08-2*The film follows sleepy bishops, dreamy monastics, and the Pope himself snoozing beneath a rosary-patterned quilt. Narrated by Morgan Freeman (digitally absolved). Footage of yawning Masses set to ambient organ. Reviews: �The holiest nap you�ll ever take.� Papal quote: �Some truths arrive slower than others�and that�s okay.�