Papal Morning Reform Spawns �Sanctified Snoozers� Lay Movement
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Bans-Morning-Meetings-05-08-2Faithful across the globe embrace the Pope�s vision of horizontal holiness. Mass at dawn replaced with �11-ish Worship.� Parishioners organize �Blanket Processions.� Pope Leo XIV blesses a full-body pillow shaped like St. Joseph. Dioceses report increased joy and 30% fewer grumpy ushers.