Papal Morning Reform Sealed with Final Ban on Early Meetings

Pope Leo XIV�s final declaration on the matter of mornings codifies that �all Vatican business before 10:30am violates the dignity of divine drowsiness.� With the Papal Morning Reform now canon law, all ecclesiastical timetables must include �Wake Grace Periods.� Seminaries adjust course schedules to begin with brunch. Vatican clocks retuned to �Holy Lag Time.� Cardinals rejoice from beneath their duvet.