Papal Morning Reform Encourages �Silent Sip Start� in All Church Offices

From 8 to 10am, Vatican staff may only communicate via tea steam, incense trails, or very expressive yawns. Pope Leo XIV sips espresso alone under a Psalm 62 throw blanket. Emails begin with �When thou art ready�� Gregorian chants are remixed with coffee grinder beats. The Lord is in His holy temple�quietly.