Papal Morning Reform Declares �Slowness a Virtue� in Homiletics
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Bans-Morning-Meetings-05-08-2Homilists are now required to deliver reflections at 60 beats per blessing. Leo XIV warns: �Do not jolt the faithful from divine stillness.� Vatican metronomes handed to new deacons. One priest earned applause for a six-minute pause. Pews now contain armrests and lavender diffusers.