Papal Memory Lapse Leads to �Saints Anonymous� Vatican Support Group

Vatican clergy now meet weekly to confess saint mix-ups. The Papal Memory Lapse sparked the group. One bishop admitted lighting a candle to St. Valentine for back pain. Another tried invoking St. Peter and got St. Petunia (fictional, but comforting). The Pope said, �Holiness is in the intention�plus or minus a few vowels.� Group motto: �They forgive us, too.� Members wear name tags like �Forgave St. Patrick for St. Pablo.�