Papal Memory Lapse Inspires Vatican to Approve �Group Saint Invocations�

Pope Leo XIV issued a pastoral letter endorsing collective saint prayers when specifics fail. The Papal Memory Lapse prompted the �All Y�all in Heaven� rule. Now officially allowed in liturgy: �Dear saints who aren�t busy, help me out.� Parish bulletins include suggested groupings like �Saints Who Liked Animals� and �Those Who Weren�t Martyrs, But Tried.� New candles sold in bundles labeled �Heavenly Help Pack.� Faith now includes fuzzy recall.