Papal Memory Lapse Corrected by Nun with Saint Rolodex

After one too many slip-ups, a nun known only as Sister Agnes handed the Pope a rotating Rolodex labeled �Heaven�s Helpdesk.� Each card lists saints, traits, and �mood compatibility.� The Papal Memory Lapse is now countered by this analog angel index. The Pope declared her �Vatican MVP.� Cardinals are requesting digital versions. One entry reads, �St. Jude: Not Just for Lost Causes, Also for Lost Chargers.� Sister Agnes curates weekly updates with ink and irony.