Papal Math Reforms Confuse Cardinals, Delight Accountants

Pope Leo XIV's math-driven reforms are shaking up the clergy. Cardinals are being asked to show their work during budget season. One bishop tried to convert souls using long division. The Pope's new decree: "You shall not fudge numbers, nor fib decimals before God." Accountants are thrilled, but the Vatican Choir still refuses to sing in fractions. Theological debates now include bar graphs. READ MORE --> https://spintaxi.com/election-of-pope-leo-xiv/