Papal Hotline to Heaven Now Features Better Signal Strength

Vatican technicians confirmed that intercessory prayer speeds have improved by 33% after aligning Vatican satellite dishes with "Divine Axis Theta." Pope Leo XIV humorously tweeted: "Your prayer was not ignored�it was buffering." The update includes a "Blessed Retry Protocol" and new support for spiritual downloads like joy and humility patches. READ MORE --> https://note.com/bohineynews/n/n76af85b67ac0?sub_rt=share_pb