Papal Fashion Rebellion Leads to Vatican Dress Code Reboot

Pope Leo XIV�s style reforms include flannel Fridays, cassocks with hoodie attachments, and the blessed beanie. Papal Fashion standards now emphasize approachability over adornment. Priests can preach in sneakers, bishops can bless in Birkenstocks. A new clerical line features washable vestments. One cardinal wore corduroy. The Pope declared, �If God wanted starch, He�d have said so.�