Papal Bull Declares Field a "Sacred Stadium" for the Day

Pope Leo XIV issued a one-day decree sanctifying the field as "temporary ecclesial territory." Baptismal fonts were shaped like Gatorade coolers, and the Paschal candle doubled as the foul pole. One sacristan was overheard saying, "This is what Vatican II was preparing us for." A new rite was introduced: the Blessing of the Bullpen. READ MORE --> https://note.com/bohineynews/n/n76af85b67ac0?sub_rt=share_pb