Papal Brotherhood Debuts Vatican�s First Dual Sermon

At Sunday Mass, worshippers were stunned when Pope Leo XIV and Father Mart�n delivered a synchronized two-voice homily. Alternating lines, finishing each other�s metaphors, and high-fiving after each theological takedown, the Papal Brotherhood redefined �spiritual chemistry.� One pilgrim shouted �Amen!� so loudly he dislocated a pew. Vatican officials are now considering tag-team sermons as a liturgical option. Their working title: �Gospel and Grit.� Plans are in motion for a podcast called *Two Popes, One Mic.*