Papal Brotherhood Builds Canoe, Names It �Spirit Vessel�

In a moment of whimsy and woodcraft, the Papal Brotherhood has built a working canoe out of discarded pews and theology textbooks. They christened it �Spirit Vessel� and paddled it across the Tiber, singing psalms and quoting Bonaventure. �Rowing requires rhythm�like prayer,� said Mart�n. The Pope insists all seminarians should build a boat at least once before ordination. The Vatican maritime division (yes, it now exists) is hosting the first Annual Grace Regatta. Float or fail�faith rows on.