Panzermadels Hentai

Panzermadels Hentai
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Written by Trapmaster, edited by Otaku Apologist
Panzermadels, developed by DEVGRU-P hits home for me. Why? Because I sexually identify as an M4 Sherman battle tank. Ever since I was a little trap, I dreamed of rolling over the battlefield launching hot sticky loads at disgusting foreigners, to liberate the shit out of them. People say to me that a person being a tank is impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautif- I mean, what?
This time, I’m here to give my expert opinion on Panzermadels: Tank Dating Simulator , or P:TDS for short. Of course, this is not to be confused with PTSD, and it’s not like this game will give you Vietnam flashbacks or anything… right? Fuck if I know.
Anyway, P:TDS is an all ages visual novel by DEVGRU-P, a western indie team. The protagonist, Erwin Lemmor, totally unrelated to this guy , winds up in a “Tank School”. Erwin expected to study tank warfare at a military base. Instead, he ends up at a school full of tank girls. It’s like someone took Girls und Panzer , crossed it with Kantai Collection or Upotte!! , and made a dating sim. The characters and writing make Panzermadels entertaining as shit. However, looking at the art assets it was constructed from, it definitely screams “we made this with a tootphaste budget”. Still, it’s one hell of a fun bomb, despite basically being held together with duct tape.
For starters, you have your tank girls, the moe anthropomorphisms of tanks from Germany, Russia, the United States, and other countries. There are 6 of them that you can date: Germany’s Panzer IV and Tiger I, Russia’s T-34 and IS-2, America’s M4 Sherman, and Britain’s TOG II. Other tank girls are present as supporting characters. Last, but definitely not least, you have Gunnery Sergeant Heartmann, your obligatory brutal drill sergeant character who threatens to “skull-fuck” Erwin just a little too often. He yells a whole fucking lot, mostly at Erwin. The Gunny also has a soft spot for the tank girls. That isn’t creepy at all! Overall, the characters end up being better than paint-by-tropes copouts, and the dialogue brings the best out of them.
The story of P:TDS is basically standard Japanese school slice-of-life. You have your classes, school festival, class trip, and the usual time outside of school for hanging out with the girls. Except it’s with tank girls and a loud gunnery sergeant, and all the awesome shit that comes with them. Erwin can’t catch a break from getting into awkward or miserable situations. There’s not even a truly happy ending no matter what you do. While this sounds inherently disappointing, Erwin Rommel was given the choice between execution and suicide by a cyanide capsule. Our protagonist Erwin Lemmor gets dealt a different, yet still shitty hand as well. Just think of his folly as your Schadenfreude here.
If there’s anywhere that Panzermadels shines, it’s definitely the writing. The characters and their personalities make for hilarious twists on the school slice-of-life formula, and Gunnery Sergeant Heartmann is a fucking riot. There’s military humor, obligatory tank puns, a tasteful amount of references, and jokes related to the tanks’ strengths, flaws, and national origins. However, they could’ve used a proofreader, because there are typos out the ass, in addition to lots of missing punctuation. Fortunately, this doesn’t get in the way of the hilarity.
Panzermadels ‘ art is nothing to write home about. At least the characters have enough detail, and look cute. They could use another level or two of detail to be on par with the better looking OELVNs released in the past few years. Most or all of the backgrounds are just photos with some kind of filter on them, and maybe a little bit of editing on signs and stuff. When you look at certain details, especially plants, they just stick out like a sore thumb and look really bad. They could’ve put more of their budget into this stuff… go rob your rich granny and make a goddamn good game next time.
The soundtrack in Panzermadels consists mostly of stock music from Incompetech and Tandess. None of it sounds bad, and the songs fit most situations just fine. The sound effects are appropriate too, but they’re inconsistent in volume, so some are too loud, and others are too quiet. It was still a relief though, since the last visual novel I reviewed ended up having no sound effects at all. Overall, I’m not impressed.
Functionally, P:TDS is held together by duct tape. It was made in Tyrano Builder, which is a relatively new framework for visual novels. I don’t know how much control the developers have over the menus and interface, but the whole thing is super barebones. There’s no text backlog or rewind feature, and other options are definitely lacking. The EXE is also 724 MB and takes fucking forever to open. What gives?
But then… I noticed another thing very close to the end. When I asked out one of the Russian tanks on the final date, the game proceeded as if I’d chosen M4 Sherman. What the actual fuck? Is this a bug or something? A joke I’m missing about Russian tanks? I tried it a few times, and I still don’t fucking get why it broke. I tried searching to see if other players had the same problem. There was nothing on this bug, and others have been able to get T-34’s and IS-2’s endings just fine. And yet, neither of them were working for me, for whatever reason. Do I need to click the red commie flag on the main menu to go into “Soviet Mode” before taking one of the Russian tanks on the big date at the end? No, really, I’m confused here.
In P:TDS , Erwin can date one of six different tank girls, and each playthrough will clock in at under 2 1/2 hours. That might seem like a lot, but I heard the same lines from different girls too often. These cases of “same shit, different girl” made some of my choices feel inconsequential. If memory serves, Panzer IV says the same exact lines as M4 Sherman does in the scene in the screenshot above. I can’t confirm the same for T-34 and IS-2, because of the previously mentioned glitch. Upon getting a girl’s ending, you unlock her CG in the gallery. Yes, that’s right. Each tank has only 1 CG, and there are none to collect at different points in the story. This is a wasted opportunity, because there are some scenes that would make really great CGs.
Panzermadels only truly excels in one place: the writing. While they definitely skimped on everything else, you’ll enjoy reading through it. It’s only 5 bucks, so you won’t feel buyer’s remorse. Grab yourself a copy, laugh, and enjoy it for what it is. You’ll get your money’s worth long before you’ve dated all 6 tank girls, so what the hell do you have to lose? Blow another hole in Sybilla’s head below to buy P:TDS at Nutaku!!
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Panzermadels Full Frontal Assault (18+) Patch Released!

You heard that right, we promised you guys and H-Patch almost a year ago, and it's finally ready! Check it out on our website [www.devgru-p.com] and enjoy fapping to tanks for the next month or so while we finish up DPRK! If you like our work, consider supporting our Patreon [www.patreon.com] to help us continue making games full time! (Mac version coming as soon as I can find a mac to export the project on)

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17 Apr, 2017 @ 7:42pm

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seems to have positional issues. windows tryies to open the game off the screen, ie under the task bar or off the side of the screen. but keep on doing it for the lulz, man.

Also, it seems that at least one of my savegames doesn't work with this patch. Had one saved more or less at the start of the erm.. hidden mini-route. Positional issues also confirmed for lol.

Work with Steam-version of game? Link on patch without registrations? Or it's in-game now?

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19 Apr, 2017 @ 7:58am

Come on Goy give me that mac patch please.

looks like a date with Tog II tonight then :)

Guess, the game has to be started anew with this patch. If one goes through the game with Steam version, then saves, then pushes the H-patch version and loads the saved game, then.... 1) text log fonts are different 2) sometime sbuttons have no background shape, merely text over scene picture 3) worst of all, after the loading the game can not be progressed, it freezes at the next screen or even at the loaded screen.... vanilla and patched EXEs are Файл: 0_Panzermadels.exe CRC-32: e581feca MD5: 1025e8287dc4ec69aa4c94dcb213cc43 SHA-1: 46903c1f3da1b80b4c93a5045c6daec89aab0444 SHA-256: 887c8150dec7f6e3598cc3c0c9b42e9677eec5cdde6d6f0ec8b6f5bd0f8b8cfd SHA-512: eb9cb0ae93078da94208da439525525f26a081b4e9cd45f0a697f7a6b4975df46218c460b6e265eca9acb0595eee37a2be334ccce288722527deeb81321e590e Файл: x_Panzermadels.exe CRC-32: 5cb3d382 MD5: 2473b777f16254d2abfcb650c75e40c5 SHA-1: 1f9a6d5b52b5f79cb667f238f564d3fb91015363 SHA-256: 6f8c4dada52ff38ecf3ca85c0966a0fe68b46db10948206f8c3cc2c112b8625b SHA-512: 32935ebfe4b8bd166d3e7011ec3aac1a84657b3545dd05030f1f0528ffdb3355a7a29c7bb76d50a75a233d27880d0699d551746be0d4726b946ae95c0a83535e

Trying to run the patch but .exe file just won't start, downloaded it fine but it's just not running.

Downloaded the patch and implimented it but it doesn't seem to have worked? pls help

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Panzermadels: Tank Dating Simulator [18+ Patch] (DEVGRU-P) [2017]
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Release date: 2017.04.17
Genre: ADV, Ecchi, Tiny tits, School, Comedy, Parody, Tanks
Censorship: None
Developer / Publisher: DEVGRU-P
Platform: PC / Windows
Version: 18+ Patch
Language : English
Description:
Erwin Lemmor just got transferred to a prestigious military academy to study Armored Warfare. But when he arrives, Erwin realizes it’s not Tank School, but “Tank School” for World War II Main Battle Tanks. Who happen to look just like Japanese School Girls…!
Instead of studying military history and doctrine, he’s in “Basic Artillery Computations for Fire Support 101”, and “Radio Operations 214”. Will he win the heart of the tank-girls, or end up as cannon fodder? Only the player can decide in, “Panzermadels: Tank Dating Simulator”.
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