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Painful Shits

One of three things that we are all going to do .
Dane Cook (holding fingers up): We're all gonna lie, we're all gonna cry , and we're all gonna take painful shits .
by Painful Shithead August 14, 2008
Usually an unexpected precursor signal from your stomach to your sphincter informing your hole that you are about to release a Hendren ( A giant turd )
Tony suddenly doubled over in discomfort while sitting in the back seat . He was suffering from Shit Pains and needed to drop loaf ASAP.
The crappy feeling in your stomach when taking a dump , almost like your stomach is collapsing in.
Jack's got the shit pains ! I can hear him moaning in the bathroom!
When you get sharp pains in your intestine. You know it's not period pain because you're not female.... 10mins later you have a Class 10 shit sub to dispose of.... " SHIT PAIN "
Rob - " Don't talk to me , I've got Shit Pain today."
Carey - "Is that like period pain ?"
Rob - "SHUT UP"
when your rectum turns red like a red stone torch from minecraft and the poop dispenser releases your brown log with some blood or your ass hole feels like hooks law
guy: my rectum is red like a red stone torch guy2: is your poop dispenser releasing brown logs guy: yeah nigga and it has some blood guy2: i had pain shit but it was like hooks law

Home Preventive Care Self Care Wonder why it hurts when you poop? Blame it on these 4 reasons
Mindless snacking or overeating can make you constipated or bloated. This has happened to us many times! And sometimes when you sit down to poop, it can be very painful. So, is pooping causing you pain? We know this can be awkward and embarrassing. But painful defecation isn’t something you have to live with. This can be a major symptom of another health concern that may require treatment.
HealthShots spoke to Dr Roy Patankar, Gastroenterologist and Director of Zen Multispecialty Hospital, Chembur, Mumbai about why it hurts to poop sometimes and what you can do to treat it.
Painful bowel movements are a common occurrence. Stress and even certain conditions can make it harder for you to poop, says Dr Patankar.
One of the most common causes of painful popping is hemorrhoids also known as piles. It refers to a medical condition where veins in the rectum or anus get swollen, leading to bleeding, pain, and burning sensation. It can be quite embarrassing for some people and cause discomfort along with making it harder for you to poop.
If you suffer from frequent constipation and are pregnant, you are more prone to piles.
Do you poop less than thrice a week? Well, constipation is a condition when a person has bowel movements less than 3 times a week. If this is the case with you, it can lead to constipation. You will have to strain while passing the stools. And that’s why there will be a pain in the anus while pooping.
Endometriosis is a painful condition that affects women of any age before menopause. Its symptoms include painful intercourse , painful periods, excessive bleeding, and infertility. Pain with bowel movements or urination is one of the more prominent symptoms of it. You should know that this condition can be managed but cannot be permanently cured.
This leads to inflammation in the digestive tract causing painful bowel movements. Even other conditions such as Crohn’s disease, ulcerative colitis, and irritable bowel syndrome can lead to unbearable pain while pooping. Visit a doctor immediately if you think you might have IBD.
Sexually transmitted infections such as chlamydia or even syphilis tend to spread via anal sex and lead to bacterial infections causing the rectum to swell and there will be pain while you poop . These infections can also lead to bleeding discharge and itching down there. So you should get tested for STIs regularly if you are sexually active to avoid further complications.
Anal fissures are small tears in the lining of your anus. They may occur while passing hard and large stools, local trauma, and childbirth. Moreover, anal penetration can also cause a fissure. Cracked skin, bleeding, and painful bowel movements are some of the symptoms of anal fissures.
Drinking enough water will help you to flush out toxins from the body, and ease your bowel movements.
This can be helpful but take it after consulting the doctor.
To regulate your bowel movements , you need to add berries, broccoli, beans, and whole grains to the diet. You need to avoid meat, processed and canned food that can further aggravate the problem.
A sitz bath means sitting in warm water. This can help you to enhance the blood flow, and relax the muscles.
That will allow you to reduce pain. But, consult an expert before doing so.
Exercise daily to keep those bowels moving.
Your doctor can suggest which is suitable for you.
Even after following these tips, if you are having painful and burning stools, then you should consult a doctor for treatment.
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From constipation to diarrhea , sometimes pooping can be super painful. So what gives? We talked with gastroenterologists about why it hurts to poop—and what you can do to make it less painful.


Bowel movements, as you know, are made up of waste products that are being excreted from your body. And the waste comes from both food and water.


"The body requires a certain amount of water to be absorbed before it eliminates excess in stool, so if you do not drink enough water—or you need more water because of water loss for other reasons like sweating while you have a fever—bowel movements can become very hard and brittle," Carolyn Newberry, MD , a gastroenterologist at NewYork-Presbyterian and Weill Cornell Medical Center, tells Health . "This lack of water leads to difficulty with stool passage and common symptoms of constipation including straining, cramping, abdominal pain, and bloating," she says.


What you can do about it: Drinking enough water (or eating foods with high water content, like cucumbers) can help you stay hydrated and ensure your bowel movements are easy to pass.


"Aim for six to eight cups of water per day, and make sure to limit beverages that can cause excessive water loss like alcohol, coffee, and sugary beverages (which act as diuretics)," says Dr. Newberry.


"Sometimes abdominal discomfort and painful pooping may be caused by food intolerances such as lactose, fructose, or gluten," Christian Stevoff, MD , gastroenterologist at the Digestive Health Center at Northwestern Medicine. "They can lead to abdominal distension and discomfort."


What you can do about it: Some of these intolerances can be tested for, which can help you avoid problematic foods and therefore prevent the pain. "Others require trial-and-error elimination diets to determine the offending agents," says Dr. Stevoff.


Fiber is indigestible plant matter that's an important part of a healthy diet—and healthy bowel movements.


"There are two types, soluble—the kind that dissolves in water—and insoluble—the kind that doesn't dissolve in water," Dr. Newberry says. "Soluble fiber helps stool retain water and keeps stools soft. Insoluble fiber helps bulk stool and makes it easier to pass. Both are important for your gut health and should be consumed daily."


What you can do about it: "If pooping is painful, try increasing your intake of fruits, vegetables, and whole grains," Dr. Newberry suggests.


"Most adults don't meet the recommended daily fiber goals of 21 to 25 grams per day for women and 30 to 38 for men," Dr. Newberry says. While the healthiest way to add fiber to your diet is from eating fiber-rich foods, she says, "if you have trouble getting all your fiber from food, try adding a daily supplement in the form of a powder, capsule, or bar."


"Getting moving not only stimulates your muscles, it also can make your gut move, change the way your stool absorbs water, and beneficially alter important hormone signals that regulate gut health," Dr. Newberry says.


What you can do about it: "Incorporating aerobic exercise into your daily routine may alleviate the uncomfortable side effects of constipation (and keep your body and heart healthy in the process)," she says. " Any activity that gets your heart rate up counts, so even if you don't have time to get to the gym, you should still try to take a brisk walk or climb a flight of stairs ."


"Some commonly prescribed medications can alter the way your bowel movements are passed by changing water absorption, hormone secretion, or motility of the gut itself," says Dr. Newberry.


Culprits can include antacids, narcotic pain medications, iron tablets, certain blood pressure medications, and antidepressants.


What you can do about it: Understand the common side effects of your medications, and if there is a concern they may be causing your constipation, talk to your doctor about trying something else (or even using a stool softener).


Irritable bowel syndrome commonly causes abdominal pain and bloating, "but there are many different ways for IBS to present," says Dr. Stevoff. Some people with IBS may have bowel spasms and diarrhea while others have constipation.


What you can do about it: "Treatment is based on the symptoms you exhibit," Dr. Stevoff says. Besides lifestyle changes like diet, stress management, and exercise, there are also some medications approved for IBS treatment .


If none of these other scenarios sounds familiar, it's possible you could have an underlying medical problem that's decreasing your ability to pass bowel movements easily and effectively.


"These include blockages in your intestines from twisting or masses, damage to the muscles in your gut from surgery or childbirth, damage to the nerves in your gut from nervous system diseases like Parkinson's, or inflammation in the colon from a number of causes," says Dr. Newberry.


What you can do about it: Talk with your doctor about your symptoms. "Any gastrointestinal bleeding (in the stool, in the toilet, or on the paper) should be evaluated by your physician," Dr. Stevoff says. "Likewise, other alarming features—such as unintentional weight loss, fevers or chills, nausea or vomiting, and abdominal pain that is severe and unremitting—should be evaluated right away."


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