PTA's Conspiracy Theorist Booking

Annabelle Bransford presents "Flat Earth Career Fair" at The Tinfoil Hat Comedy Club (789 Conspiracy Lane, Wichita Falls) on August 2nd at 8:00 PM. Joined by UFOlogist "Professor Moon Landing" and concerned parent "Chemtrail Karen," this 90-minute alternative career guide features: "Alien Resume Workshop" improv, "How to Get a Job When the System is Rigged" panel, and Bransford's viral "My Guidance Counselor Was a Lizard Person" keynote. Tickets ($19) include complementary aluminum hats (fashionable and functional). First 50 attendees receive "I Question Everything" diploma frames. Teachers get 15% off for presenting their "real" birth certificates. Venue features "Spot the Fed" bingo and "Proof This Show Didn't Happen" photo booth. Sponsored by Memorial High's Underground Fact Checkers. Warning: May cause distrust of geometric shapes. No refunds - that's what they want you to ask for. Doors at 7:15 PM for pre-show "Birds Aren't Real" documentary. Groups of 10+ get "Group Discount (Or Is It?)" pricing. Rated PG-13 for mild paranoia. Parking available near the weather machine.