PRESENTING OUR DAPPER DETECTIVE CANDIDATE: CORMORAN STRIKE.
SonataEaves.While occasionally displaying grumpiness and judgment, he possesses an effervescent and mischievous demeanor with a humor akin to gallows wit. Cultivating advanced social adeptness, he adeptly navigates fitting in, evoking laughter, and gaining universal acceptance. Guided by unwavering curiosity, his personality is propelled by a fervent quest for truth.
〈ⓘ..〉 INTRODUCTION OF THE SIMON.
Hey, I hope you're having a good day. Before you spend your time reading my intro, let's get to know each other first. As they say, "tak kenal maka tak gintang-gintang" *jk. Maksud gua "tak kenal maka tak sayang." Jadi, pertama-tama kenalin nama gua CORMORAN STRIKE. Lu bebas mau panggil gua pake petname apapun, termasuk paduka.
I'm actually a pretty cool person, but sometimes I act a bit silly to quickly get acquainted with people. Makanya gua lebih keliatan tengil dan jamet dibanding cool. Boleh adu polling diantara temen-temen lu siapa yang paling jamet diantara kita, pasti gua kalah. Tapi, walau tengil, gua paling pantang bikin lu nangis. Gua akan bikin hari-hari lu secerah senyum peps*dent (sensor dikit soalnya gak dibayar buat iklan). Humor gua bobrok abis rilmin, cuma denger kodok ngorek aja gua bisa ketawa lima menit.
Tipe pacaran gua gak akan bikin lu sakit kepala. I like mirroring how my partner treats me. Walau gua sebenernya lebih into lovey-dovey, tapi kalau lu mau ngajak pacaran di ring tinju juga bakal gua jabanin. Gua kalau udah sayang sama orang, jangan harap itu orang bisa lepas dari pegangan gua, kalau perlu bakal gua borgol. Soalnya gua bakal kejar sampai ke ujung Venus cuma buat dapetin hati lu. Gua siap mendaki gunung dan menyebrangi lautan buat lu, tapi kalau gerimis gua neduh dulu soalnya bikin pusing. Gua akan kerahkan kelima love language gua sampai lu kira gua pakai pelet, tapi bukan pelet buat pakan ikan.
Kalau lu suka musik, gua bakal jadi partner terbaik lu karena gua punya selera musik yang luas. Dari dangdut sampai K-Pop gua bisa dengerin dan bahkan bisa ngasi lu beberapa rekomendasi playlist. Atau lu lebih suka scrolling tiktok? Oh jangan salah, gua paling update sama tren tiktok terkini. Ayo adu fyp siapa yang paling keren diantara kita!
Like I mentioned earlier, my music taste is diverse. I enjoy a variety of artists, dari mulai Happy Asmara, Gilga Sahid, NDX A.K.A., Niken Salindri, JKT48, Nadin Amizah, Aespa, Kep1er, bahkan sampe NCT, The 1975, The Weeknd, sama Artic Monkeys pun gua denger. So, you don't have to worry about differing music tastes because I genuinely enjoy all genres of music.
That's about it for now. If I go on any longer, it might turn into a novel, and I might become a famous author. See you in the chat room to get to know another side of me.