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I am a straight male who speaks to women. I’m good at it. I’m a pro. A ladies man. I speak to younger women. I speak to older women. I have been thrown offers left and right. They want me to meet up and have my way with them, but I keep it only to phone conversations.
Just last night I received possibly the most disturbing phone sex call I’d had in a long time. A caller shot himself with me on the phone. Things like this always scare me. My current track record stands at one confession of incestuous sexual abuse, and two other suicides.
I’m 60 years old, I have a BA in cultural anthropology from Columbia University, and I’ve been married for 25 years. I make twice the money I made in the corporate world. I work from home; the money transfers into my bank account daily. I’m Scheherazade: If I don’t tell stories that fascinate the pasha, he will kill me in the morning.
My name is Ray. I’ve been having phone sex off and on for 14 years. I see myself as a love doctor, or even a psychiatrist. I am a Venus or goddess of love. I create a sense of community for my regulars, including the closeted & married bi or gay men. I try to heal the wounds that our closed-minded society inflicts. It may sound weird, but it’s true. We as people should learn to talk and listen to our neighbors and share our inner light.
I find that most of my regular callers form some sort of bond with me—almost an addiction. I am the one they come to for punishment if they feel the urge. The one they come to for discipline, instruction, and permission. I am their drug.
Definitely the most amusing part about the job was when my partner would be in the room with me, usually reading while I worked. She’d only hear my half of the conversation, so she’d either think it was absolutely hysterical or, sometimes, kind of sexy. I’d usually try to avoid eye contact with her during a call, because I’d see her stifling a smirk and I’d start laughing uncontrollably. Sometimes I could work that into the call; other times I really couldn’t.
I learned to listen to men in a deeper way. Tuning into men’s voices, instead of getting caught up on their looks, was the same as a person suddenly going blind, only to find their other senses enhanced. I think if all women did phone sex before they lost their virginity, they would make much better choices.
One of my most memorable calls was also one of the grossest. It was a fetish call. A scat fetish. I started out by telling him I was a vegan. I cracked him up. He was laughing so hard, he had to hang up because he couldn’t get back into our fantasy.
Gary was watching a “World’s Strongest Women” show and saw a woman pick up a motorcycle. ‘Oh, I could do that,’ I said. ‘Could you?’ he responded, breathless. ‘Oh my god…I’d like to see you lift up my girlfriend’s car.’ ‘What kind of car does she have?’ ‘A Mazda Miata.’ A part of me may miss getting paid for this when I move on.
I really am not into guys. I’m into my ladies. I really don’t like when I get calls from guys for the simple fact that I’m not into them. I was at one point in my life but that boat has docked and bounced. I personally don’t like dark skin people-if I met them face to face and if they were dark skin, I would get nasty with them–I just don’t like them. My wife doesn’t know I do this, but what she doesn’t know won’t hurt her. Right?
Phillip Toledano’s Phonesex project reveals not just the identity of operators who answer the phone when you call a 1-900 number, but their desires, fears, motivations, and most memorable calls.
The images and text in this photo essay are taken from the book Phonesex , which was published in September 2008 by Twin Palms .
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Before she created and starred in “Abbott Elementary,” Quinta Brunson was hired to work an “adult hotline” — though she didn’t know it at the time.
During her Tuesday night appearance on “Late Night With Seth Meyers,” Brunson, 32, shared the comedy of errors that eventually led to her to acting.
Before starring in her own sitcom, the writer found an audience at BuzzFeed, who scooped up the comedienne after a skit she published online went viral. Since then, she’s lent her voice to multiple animated characters on Adult Swim’s “Lazor Wulf” and to her eponymous character on Netflix’s “Big Mouth.”
But not every work transition has been so charmed, the “ She Memes Well ” author revealed during the interview.
“So, I needed some money ’cause I was really broke, and I saw an opportunity on Craigslist for some voiceover work,” she began. “And I was like, ‘I want to be in cartoons one day — I’d love to do that.'”
The job listing, as Brunson described, called “for someone to call you up and have a good time” — which sounded “fun” to her.
The ingenue was given a name for her persona — Crystal — and shown a picture of model and trainer Buffie the Body, recognized by many as the woman in 50 Cent’s “So Seductive” music video.
“I had to pretend to be her on the phone for people that called. And it was really gross. I couldn’t get through it,” said Brunson, who quit the job following her first and only call as a phone sex operator.
Despite the hotline’s arguably coded classified ad, it was honest work, she assured Meyers.
“They did tell the truth,” Brunson said. “They said, ‘You will get paid a dollar a minute.’ And I made three dollars that day.'”
In “Abbot Elementary,” Brunson plays wide-eyed grade school teacher Janine Teagues in Philadelphia’s public school system. ABC has renewed the mockumentary for a second season following its successful December 2021 debut . The whole first season is currently available to stream on Hulu .
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What do Microsoft, eBay and the Carlyle Group -- employer of a number of former high-ranking government officials -- have in common?
The two West Coast tech titans, along with the influential Washington financial firm, are investors in a small San Francisco company called Ingenio, which offers pay-per-minute telephone advice on a variety of topics.
Some of those topics, such as accounting and personal finance, will cause no eyebrows to be raised.
Others might seem, well, a bit unusual for respectable outfits like Microsoft and eBay, not to mention Carlyle, which in recent years has counted among its associates the likes of ex-President George H.W. Bush and former Secretary of State James Baker .
One Ingenio service, NiteFlirt, essentially serves as an online mall at which customers can choose from among hundreds of purveyors of pay-per-minute phone sex.
Another service, Keen, is a dial-a-psychic site that links the spiritually needy with assorted pay-per-minute clairvoyants, pet psychics, astrologers and people claiming a pipeline to "voices from beyond."
Ingenio supplies the online forum through which independent practitioners of these exotic skills seek customers, as well as the technology to facilitate calls.
The company also gets a 20 percent cut of all calls made through NiteFlirt and Keen, which typically cost between 99 cents and $4.99 a minute (although some calls can run considerably more).
Microsoft declined to comment on its relationship with Ingenio.
EBay spokesman Hani Durzy said the San Jose company's roughly $2 million stake in Ingenio resulted from an earlier promotional agreement that's since expired.
He said eBay wasn't aware of Ingenio's phone-sex business. In light of this, Durzy said, "we are evaluating this investment."
Ingenio says Microsoft and eBay each own less than 2 percent of the company. Both are passive investors, meaning that they have no say over Ingenio's day-to-day operations.
Not so with Carlyle, which owns about 4 percent of Ingenio.
A Carlyle Group managing director, Robert Grady , sits on Ingenio's board of directors and is knowledgeable about most aspects of the company's operations, including the phone-sex and dial-a-psychic services.
"He's a great board member," said Marc Barach , Ingenio's chief marketing officer. "He provides us guidance on a frequent basis."
Grady couldn't be reached for comment.
But Chris Ullman , a Carlyle spokesman, said Grady was named to the board after Ingenio's 2003 purchase of a firm in which Carlyle owned a significant stake, a dot-com called InfoRocket .
He said Carlyle wasn't aware of Ingenio's phone-sex or psychic-hotline operations when the acquisition was announced but acknowledged that no effort has been made since that time to sell off the Ingenio holding.
"Our goal is to preserve our investors' capital," Ullman said. "Through this merger, we have succeeded in that."
The Carlyle Group is chaired by Louis Gerstner , former chief executive officer of IBM. The firm holds substantial stakes in a variety of industries, including telecom, tech and defense.
Carlyle's senior advisers include Richard Darman , who served as budget director under the first President Bush; Arthur Levitt , former chairman of the Securities and Exchange Commission; and Thomas "Mack" McLarty , chief of staff under former President Bill Clinton .
Until shortly after the 2001 attack on the World Trade Center in New York, the Carlyle Group also counted family members of Osama bin Laden among its well-heeled investors.
Whatever else, phone sex and Ingenio's other offerings have been highly lucrative for all concerned. The privately held company posted about $67 million in revenue last year.
The bulk of these sales, said Barach, the chief marketing officer, come from the "advice" services of the NiteFlirt, Keen and Ingenio sites.
At NiteFlirt, for example, a listing for Greedy Gabriella says this "spoiled little princess" enjoys "many different fetishes." She charges $2.69 a minute to discuss them.
Accompanying customer ratings give Greedy Gabriella five stars. One of the few comments printable here praises Gabriella for her "very nice attitude."
Generally speaking, spiritual fulfillment is costlier to obtain via Ingenio than sexual pleasure. At Keen, a psychic calling herself Lady Campbell of San Francisco charges $17.20 a minute for her insights.
For a more economical $1.99 a minute, a woman named Regina says she can communicate with "pets that are living and pets that have passed on to the 'other side.' " She does this, she says, with the help of angels and spirit guides.
Ingenio's Barach sought to distance himself from these aspects of his company's business.
"We create marketplaces," he said. "The consumers purchase in real time whatever they want from the seller."
In any case, he said Ingenio is more excited about the potential for what it calls pay-per-call technology, which evolved from the phone-sex and dial-a- psychic operations. The company believes this is the next big thing in online advertising.
The way it works is this: Ingenio takes on businesses as advertising clients. It arranges for a toll-free phone number to come up any time a Web user searches for something related to a client's product or service.
When that number is dialed, Ingenio routes the call to its
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