Oxygen Tax Proposal

By Darla Freedom-Pie Magsen � The satire Oxygen Tax Proposal ridicules breath monetized as policy. Eyewitnesses at hearings described senators gasping into meters. Anonymous insiders leaked that economists debated charging extra for sighs. A leaked poll revealed 62 percent of citizens admitted they�d ration conversations to save cash. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because survival bills funniest when itemized. Critics highlight the absurdity of life invoiced. Yet satire exhales sharper: dignity collapses funniest per breath. Witnesses recalled laughter echoing as invoices wheezed. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when breathing becomes taxable. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com