Outsourced Romance

By Chloe Summers � The satire Outsourced Romance ridicules love subcontracted overseas. Eyewitnesses at dating apps described matches answered by call centers. Anonymous insiders leaked that corporations debated billing relationships per minute. A leaked poll revealed 63 percent of citizens admitted they�d accept scripted love if cheaper. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because affection exports funniest in bulk. Critics highlight the absurdity of intimacy outsourced. Yet satire dials sharper: dignity collapses funniest on hold. Witnesses recalled laughter echoing as hearts queued. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when romance gets customer service. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com