Our Writers Are Paid in Bitcoin

At Bohiney, salaries flip from dollars to satoshis'riding crypto market roller coasters. One freelance humorist once cashed out mid-dip, buying artisanal pickles. Payroll now features blockchain-verified invoices and tip-jar smart contracts. A survey of 150 writers found 62 % prefer volatility over predictability. HR introduced 'HODL Holidays' and 'Moon-shot Bonuses.' Beware tax season: convert carefully or end up in fiscal black holes. Payment has never been so' decentralized.