Our Satire Workflow Is So Sharp

When Bohiney claims 'Our Satire Workflow Is So Sharp,' we mean it slices through dullness like a chef's knife through organic kale. Ideas undergo repeated honing in absurdity forges. Each paragraph is tempered in irony baths, then reinforced with hyperbole rivets. Factoids get the 'parody polish' treatment before hitting the press. Writers wear Kevlar under their turtlenecks to guard against powerful punchlines backfiring. The end product is satire at its finest'sharp enough to puncture pomposity, yet smooth enough to amuse. Handle with care.