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First things first. If you are
for some reason still accessing this part of my site with the http://i.am/orsm
url or the Priceless section with http://come.to/priceless
then it's time to change. They'll will be out of service soon and
you won't be able to reach my site with them. To access this part
of my site use http://orsm.ii.net
and the Priceless section directly with http://orsm.ii.net/priceless .
You guys have all seen the Holly pics I have
posted over the last few weeks right? You want more? They came from
a kick ass site called Flash
In Public . You can find the rest of the Holly pics there and
as it turns out - a whole shit load of other tasty women posing
nude in cities all around the world! I did actually spend a few
minutes having a look and there is some orsm women there. Make sure
you check out Flash In
Public !
Basement
Show - Chicz
- Snow Surfer
- Cloud 10
- zFilter
- IWANGF
- Internet
Gossip
A young man had asked for a job with the circus
- any job just so he could travel with the circus. The owner of
the circus, thinking he might be able to make an assistant lion
tamer out of the young man, took him out to the practice cage. The
head lion tamer, a beautiful young woman, was just starting her
rehearsal. As she entered the cage, she removed her cape with a
flourish and, standing in a gorgeous costume, motioned to one of
the lions. Obediently, the lion crept toward the young woman, nuzzled
her cheek, and rolled over twice.
"Well," said the owner to the
young man, "think you could do that?"
"I'm sure I could, Sir," said
the young man, "but you'll have to get that lion out of there."
Taste - Taste - Taste - Taste - Taste - Taste - Taste - Taste - Taste
REASONS WHY THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS
HARD TO LEARN

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time
to present the present.
8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10) I did not object to the object.
11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13) They were too close to the door to close it.
14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18) After a number of injections my jaw got number.
19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
Nothing too exciting today really. Can't be arsed
doing a huge update. I've recieved a tonne of new Priceless
pics lately so i'll try and get some up on the site this week at
some point. Don't forget to vote
to show your appreciation. Enjoy. Mr. Orsm.
The internet seems to have become
completely fucking boring over the last few weeks. I just don't
get it. I haven't come across anything overly exciting, anything
new and different, or anything that kept me amused for more than
five seconds. I've been on the web for about 2 years now and I'm
starting to think I have seen everything. How fucked is that!? Maybe
I'm just looking in the wrong places.
Boat people. 350 Iraqi's, Afghan's and whoever
else drowned after their boat sank whilst illegaly trying to enter
Australia the other day. I don't mean to sound like a cold heartless
fuck but I don't think I could care any less if I tried.
Before anyone complains - NO - I'm not racist
and I don't especially hate these people however it shits me to
tears when I see what it costs Australia every time a few hundred
of these people rock up to our shores expecting immediate residency
all with out having bothered to go through proper channels. Hopefully
this will be a lesson to the next lot who try and illegaly enter
Australia.
Scary fan mail... and I promise
I didn't send it to myself.
never
have i seen an internet site that is as amazing as this one. i worship
you as my new god and i would rather take an elephant penis up the
ass than see it go down.
I recieved the following email to my Hotmail
account. The sender obviously thought I wa someone else. Thought
it was a good oppurtunity to see if I could start some rumours.
not sure which address if either of
them are yours!!! but helen could not remeber which one was correct,
nevermind. so how are things going? it must have been pretty scary,
the first few weeks. have you got an appartment yet? and how is
work? i've got a meeting on Wednesday about my year abroad, where
do you reckon i should go? Paris is cool, but i reckon i wouldn't
learn much french. what is lyon like? is it really nice? i'm going
home next weekend for helen's real b'day which shoyuld be fun, she
said you were back last weekend, hope yu had a good time. anyhow
hope all is well and will chat soon, take care love neil
Neil sounds like a complete poof to me. Here's my reply - I still
haven't heard anything back yet but I am looking forward to one.
So good to hear from you! Glad to see you are keeping
well. Nothing too exciting to report about going on around here.
I met a cute French boy and let me
tell you - it's been nothing but intense anal sex since the word
go!! He's even got a few cute friends of his to join in on occasion...
all I can say there is nothing like having two cocks in you at once
although I was left feeling a little sore the for the next day or
so.
Also can you keep a secret...? I think
I am pregnant... the worst part is that if I am correct - the father
is a black man. I'm not too sure if I should get an abortion...
it's frowned upon here. Roddy [the father] suggest I use a coat
hanger to abort it but that sounds painful. I don't know what to
do.
Anyway - I must go. Thanks again for the email and
write me soon.
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Before I go I'll leave y'all with part two of
the Aria series that I promised last week. If you are having problems
with it then check the site help section
or even better - check
here .
Well I'm off to bed. I can't seem to get a grip
on these fuckin headached no matter how many [legal] drugs I take.
Feel sorry for me...? Nah didn't think so. Enjoy. Mr. Orsm.
I probably should have pointed
out that the Aria video I posted yesterday is in AVI format. To
view an AVI you need to have the correct codec installed on your
computer.
You can download the correct codec here .
Please remember that if you have any problems
you can more than likely find an answer in the Site
Help section .
Off to school for me. Enjoy. Mr. Orsm.
It's all too
much lately. I've been getting killed with nasty
headches over the last few weeks and they've been getting progressively
worse. The current oen seems to have been with me for the last few
days and wont fuck off. Anyways - gunna get a massage tomorow. Hopefully
that'll relieve some of the pressure and make me feel normal again.
Ah normality... how I miss you.
Bad news for you guys is that there is no way
in hell I can be arsed sitting in front of a computer for a whole
day while I do a big-arse
update... it's just not gunna happen I tell ya! The good news for
you guys is that I am going to try and make up with something a
little bit special.
Thought this
was pretty good and this
was exceptional .
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A very attractive woman goes up to the bar in
a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender, who
comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals
that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does so, she
begins to gently caress his full beard.
"Are you the manager?"
she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually,
no," the man replies. "Can you get him for me? I need
to speak to him," she says, running her hands beyond his beard
and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathes the
bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes, there is.
I need you to give him a message," she continues, slyly popping
a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck
them gently.
What should I tell him?" the bartender
manages to say. "Tell him," she whispers, "there
is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies
room.
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My email over the last couple of weeks
has been filled with a variety of bits and pieces. Firstly,
please stop sending me this fuckin priceless picture. All
submissions are welcome but I've had this particular one land
in my inbox atleast 100 times so far.
Fuckin funny to see him burn though.
In reference to me linking
Gyrate.org
[ Gayrate.org??? ]
last update I got the following email...
I took your advice and visited that Gyrate
site. I think you have OVER estimated his intelligence and abilities.

YOU need to place a disclamer when recommending some of these sites.

I personally found NOTHING interseting there... No Boobs.. No Porn...
No Holly.. mmmmmm Holly...

Well back to Orsm for me

Please be more selective next time.. Some of us might believe you.

Regards as always

Mad Mal
Ah yes... looks like Gayrate has
been exposed for the homo that he is. Fuck me... I'd never even
heard of his site before and lets just say I was more than a little
disappointed when I surfed it. Fancy admitting publically that you
are jealous of sites that get more hits than you... who
does that!!?
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In Perth this weekend and
got absolutely fuck all to do? Join us for Chilean Dj Ricardo
Villalobos and German Dj IsolÈe. They'll be playing
at Ambar
Nite Club this Saturday the 20th of October. Tickets are
available from Complex Records , Central Station, Mills Records
Freo, Planet Video, Atlas Clothing and Liquid Clothing.
Best part about it - all proceeds are going
towards my favourite kids charity! Make sure you get along
and show your support.
I'm loving this cool 404 thing.
Theres' more than a few decent ones floating around out there too.
Check em out. Seen any good ones? Send
em my way.
You may have noticed that the Priceless
Vids and all the Mp3's are hosted
[for free] on. Lately there has been a message when you click on
one of the links taking you to a directory. Yes I am aware that
this is happening and there is fuck all I can do about it. The problem
lies in how much bandwidth you guys suck out of it - it's costing
the owners of Funyon too much. If you want files from it then keep
trying every few days!
This sounds like a marketing
ploy [and pretty much is!] but the only way you are going to
be able to have vids and whatever else on tap is by helping me raise
enough cashola to move onto proper hosting [which is quite expensive].
How can you do this? Click on some
ads around the site and sign up.
As promised - here's my little suprise. After running a
poll for the last couple of weeks it's come quite apparent
which one out of Aria, Holly and Veronica you guys prefer.
This being the case the coming weeks are going to see me
post a series of large Aria vids. Theres 5 in total so make
sure you check back reguarly to get the new installments.
Oh and I WILL NOT be reposting em if you miss a part so
don;t even ask.
Well I'm outta here. Enjoy. Mr. Orsm.
It's weird how when holidays
approach you tend to get
excited and start to conjure ideas of having a break from the
daily grind. As expected though, the complete opposite has happened
[as usual] and I've spent most of this week running around after
everyone else.
Although it looks like I've been neglecting
the site lately I certainly haven't. I've ploughed a shit load of
time into adding new shit ,
fixing broken shit
and cleaning shit
up.
I've added more than 20 new Mp3's to the downloads
page so hopefully I've managed to fill a few requests. As usual
theres some kick ass tracks there.
While I'm in such a giving mood, there's now
an extra 35 or so new Priceless
pics in the gallery taking the collection to over 370 pictures!!
They start somewhere here
thus reaffirming my position of largest Priceless
collection on the entire internet. Woohoo...
Hopefully this week I am going to make a lot
of you happy. All of September's updates have been archived for
all eternity here .
Big deal you say! I had no choice. Not only is this going to be
the biggest update ever, I'm going to give you what you have been
waiting for and a whole shit load more! More Aria. More Holly. More
Veronica.
These 3 lovelies are the ones that seem to have
attracted the biggest response in the last few months and believe
me, I have more than enjoyed making you all wait and suffer to see
more. Unfortunately, that now has to come to an end, however don't
go thinking this is the last you'll see of them - I've got a tonne
more pics of each of em just waiting to grace these pages!
Oh yeah... if you have some cash you wanna waste
then I highly recommend picking up one
of these lil puppies . They absolutely kick ass. Failing that
feel free to buy
me something nice .
Anyways, enough of me dribbling on like a moron
and lets get on with it eh...!?
Some of the coolest 404's on the
web. Seen any other decent ones? Send
em my way.
Phancy.com
- Rock103.com
- Sindebauchery.net
- M4dc0w.com
- Scandelous.net
- Voodoo
Extreme
You've probably all seen that stupid pic of the
tourist guy standing atop the World Trade Centre with one of the
terrorist controlled planes in the background by now right? It's
a complete fake!! The fllowing one are real though...
First Annual Kabul Air Show
Scheduled
Kabul, Afghanistan 17:52GMT - Oct. 5, 2001
Citizens of
Afghanistan are reportedly looking forward with great anticipation
to reports of an international air show to be held in the skies
over their nation.
An unnamed
official informed us that "Now the rest of the world will look
upon our beloved city with great honour just as they do Farnborough,
England and Paris, France", referring to the sites of two other
famous international air shows.
The exact
date and time of the upcoming Kabul International Air Show has not
yet been announced. It is believed that event organizers feel that
such an announcement would detract from the fun of the celebration
by, "spoiling the surprise".
Unlike most
air shows the Kabul Air Show will feature almost no static ground
displays but will have an unusually high number of aerial demonstrations
and fly-bys. "We are most pleased by this feature of our air
show. Instead of a lot of different kinds of airplanes just sitting
around on the tarmac, the aircraft attending our show will actually
be up in the air demonstrating what they do best!" we were
told.
Participation
will probably be heaviest by aircraft of the United States Air Force
and Marine Corps. Including appearances by F-15's, F-16's, A-10's,
B-52's and Apache helicopters. It is rumoured that opening ceremonies
will feature a Tomahawk-cruise fireworks display. A few B-2's, and
F-117A's may also help out in some unseen capacity.
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