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Start date Apr 2, 2009
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Alright, on the request of several newbies and a few mains posters, I've made a collection of my Omegle chats in one place, as opposed to being spread out over a thousand posts.

I thought I had gone past the 100 barrier but I haven't. When I do I will stop making them.

Read through them and leave a comment, but please if you have an Omegle chat to post, use SATAs thread.
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You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: Battle to the death?
Stranger: yeah!
You: [EQUIP SWORD] Slashes strangers face
You: aha!
Stranger: cnut
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You: Female or male, tell me right now!
Stranger: i'm a male, 23, nerd, virgin
You: Elvis?
Stranger: no
You: I bet it is.
Stranger: Harry
You: You post on redcafe don't you.
Stranger: no
You: 2 out of 3 of those facts about you are the same as Elvis.
You: It's me, Hectic, your father.
You: You little nerd you.
You: Trying to act older
Stranger: 23 years - little?
You: No....its those little nerdy glasses you wear
You: How come you haven't been posting today
Stranger: i don't wear glasses
You: Yes you do.
Stranger: no i don't
You: Anyway, have you seen the BSG thread?
You: Shut it elvis.
You: I know you do.
You: So.
You: As I was saying,
Stranger: btard?
You: Oh elvis, you and your silly humour.
Stranger: you are making me confused
You: You always were.
You: Especially in the Newbies.
You: I remember those times well, and now you are Solius bitch.
You: Strange times.
You: Humble times.
Stranger: yes, i suppose it is, and I am
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Stranger: yo
You: So, I was like feck her.
You: You know?
Stranger: dude
Stranger: i know
You: damn right
You: I was like. feck YOU!
You: I was like, bitch I will slap you, with both hands.
Stranger: the good ones can be the worst ones
Stranger: oh yeah? the 'ol doubleslap?
You: And she was like, yeah? YEAH?
Stranger: YEAAAHHHH!
Stranger: What did you do man, you set her dumb ass straight!!!!!
You: Then I went to slap her, and she caught my wrist and threw me against the wall.
You: I tried to get up but she clocked me straight out.
You: I went to the police but they won't help me.
You: She abuses me dude.
Stranger: wait
Stranger: wtf????? WTF????
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You: I use my right hand to say Hello, and my left hand to say feck off.
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You: I use my right hand to say Hello, and my left hand to say feck off.
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You: I use my right hand to say Hello, and my left hand to say feck off.
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You: I use my right hand to say Hello, and my left hand to say feck off.
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You: I use my right hand to say Hello, and my left hand to say feck off.
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You: I use my right hand to say Hello, and my left hand to say feck off.
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You: I use my right hand to say Hello, and my left hand to say feck off.
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You: I use my right hand to say Hello, and my left hand to say feck off.
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You: I use my right hand to say Hello, and my left hand to say feck off.
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You: I use my right hand to say Hello, and my left hand to say feck off.
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10 Straight disconnects, no responses. Record set.
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You: Hey
Stranger: hello
You: Let's type backwards, c'mon it will be fun!
Stranger: Ko. Siht si adnik nuf!!!
You: You are unbelievably retarded, I hope you are happy with yourself.
Stranger: No, I'm not
You: Now. Be gone!
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You: Hello
Stranger: hi!!
You: You left the oven on, your house is burning down.
Stranger: really? oh no!!!!!!!
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You: Hello.
Stranger: Hey there
You: Are you male or female, I demand to be told now!
Stranger: female lol
You: Good. That means I have the upper hand.
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She left before I could say I was joking.
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You: Hey
Stranger: hey!
You: Imagine the best thing that can happen to you, the wildest dream come true and all of your problems are gone forever, can you imagine that for just one second?
Stranger: ok....I'm imagining it
You: Are you basking in the bliss, now I've got something to tell you about your future Sophie, because all those things you imagined....They can come true.
Stranger: but my names not Sophia!
You: What is it then?
Stranger: Cassie.
You: Oh. Sorry Cassie, wrong reading. I've got it now, Cassie, here we go.
Stranger: *Waits excitedly*
You: Your dog is going to die tomorrow.
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You: Hello.
Stranger: howdy hun!
You: I take it you are a woman deary?
Stranger: lol I am indeed.
You: Pick a number between 1 and 5.
Stranger: 3.
You: No! Don't type it out. Think again.
Stranger: Ok.
You: Is it 3?
Stranger: lol how did you know!!!
You: It's a numbers game, as a man, I'm always odds on to out think you.
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Again, I hope I can meet her again to say I was kidding!
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You: Hello slave.
Stranger: erm Hello.
You: I am the king, you are my slave
Stranger: I didnt come on here to be made someones slave.
You: I know, such is fate that you were given false presences to lead you to enslavement on a website.
Stranger: Its not very fair though is it. Why cant i be king and you be the slave?
You: Because you are a facecunt.
Stranger:
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You: Hello.
Stranger: hi
You: I want to piss on you!
Stranger: not again
You: Again?
You: What do you mean again??
You: Are you the girl from the video????
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You: Hey there
Stranger: heya
You: Want to chat horny style?
Stranger: why not. you go first though!!!
You: I raise a hand, slowly and with great intention, I reach out and place my Pawn two steps forward. I eagerly anticipate your move.
Stranger: ok.....mmm....I step closer to you....I go to kiss you.
You: Incorrect move.
Stranger: what???
You: You can't make that move in Chess. Incorrect move.
Stranger: chess? what the feck?!
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You: Hi there.
Stranger: Hello.
Stranger: how are you?
You: Not bad thanks, a little tired.
Stranger: how come?
You: I've been doing a fund raising for charity all day, it's got to me a bit.
Stranger: Awwww that's sweet though hun, I'd sponser you!
You: You don't know what activity I'm doing though.
Stranger: Im sure its nice, what is it?
You: I'm battering teenagers for a good, 6-8 hours a day.
Stranger: woah? battering?? as in beating?
You: Yep, tough stuff.
Stranger: You are sick!
You: You are sicker though, you are sponsoring me.
Stranger: i take it back, I take it back!!!!!!!!!
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You: This is intense.
Stranger: Hi! whats intense?
You: This. It's fecking intense.
Stranger: this chat?
You: Intense man.
Stranger: yeah it is I guess, whats up?
You: I'm tense.
Stranger: Ok. Where you from.
You: Can't say, it's too intense.
Stranger: You are kinda freakin me out
You: I know, it's getting intense.
Stranger: stop it.
You: Can't......In.....tense
Stranger: WTF'S wrong with you, stop that shit.
Stranger: damn it
Stranger: Hello?
Stranger: are you still here, whats going on???
You: I'm back. That was intense.
Stranger: feck #%&5554!!!
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You: Good Evening User, you are speaking to a Omegle ChatGuide.
Stranger: a what?
You: A ChatGuide, we monitor the Omegle rooms for abuse and spam-users.
Stranger: Sure you are.
You: I don't mind, you don't have to believe me. However, On my Omegle Moderation Panel I can isolate your IP and browse through your chat history and demonstrate.
Stranger: no you cant, if you can, prove it
You: I gave it a quick skim, amongst a short temper and perhaps more interesting, you seem to be into homosexual roleplay.
Stranger: wtf!!
You: Well that's what I can see unless someone else uses your computer.
Stranger: are you really a chatguide?
You: Yes, I wasn't messing around.
Stranger: what else does it say?? My bro uses this pc the most.
You: I can't go into it, but I think we've found the source then.
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You: Hey there.
Stranger: Hello!!
You: I feel like having a nice long chat, can you help me out?
Stranger: sure thing! where do you want to start.
Stranger: ....
Stranger: ??
Stranger: Hello?
You: Sorry about that, I had to go for a
Stranger: for a.......
Stranger: ??
Stranger: where are you?
You: Really sorry about that again.
Stranger: its alright, so where we.
You: Ah yes, lets have a chat. So, here's where it all starts;
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ???
Stranger: I can't keep waiting!
Stranger: are you messing with me??
Stranger: i want to hear this story but you keep going!!!
You: I can't apologize enough, very Hectic day.
Stranger: its alright. SO! where were you.
You: Thanks for waiting all this time, I appreciate you not leaving!
Stranger: no probs
Stranger: ??
Stranger: not again, where do you keep going!!!!
You: And I pull it out, and it squirts all over your hair!!!! mmmmmmm.
You: Sorry, wrong conversation.
Stranger: THATS WHAT YOU BEEN DOING ALL THIS TIME!!!!
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You: Hi there.
Stranger: hello, whats up?
You: Nothing much, fancy a game?
Stranger: What kind of game?
You: Guess who, you have to guess who I am in 15 questions. Alright?
Stranger: Alright. Are you a man?
You: Yes.
Stranger: Are you famous?
You: Yes.
Stranger: are you very rich?
You: Yes.
Stranger: Are you from America?
You: Yes.
Stranger: are you an actor?
You: Yes.
Stranger: im good at this.
Stranger: Have you got any hair?
You: Yes.
Stranger: Is it black?
You: Yes.
Stranger: are you white?
You: Yes.
Stranger: are you Tom Cruise?
You: No.
Stranger: hmmm, do you have glasses?
You: No.
Stranger: Are you older then 40.
You: No.
Stranger: Have you starred in a major film this year?
You: No.
Stranger: Are you ryan reynolds?
You: No.
Stranger: are you married?
You: No.
You: That's it, you didn't get it, took a long time but you didn't get it.
Stranger: damn damn damn, I must of been close though, who was it?
You: It was stone.
Stranger: Stone who?
You: No, you had to guess who I am, I'm a stone. Like a rock, but more of a stone.
Stranger: a fecking stone? how the feck am I meant to guess that, what were the questions for then?
You: To mislead you encase you guess I was a stone.
Stranger: how could i guess you were a feckING STONE!!!!
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You: Hey there.
Stranger: hiya, how are you?
You: Good thanks, fancy playing a little game?
Stranger: ok, what is it?
You: Describe to me in vivid detail what you can see around you and I have to guess what it is, then it's my go.
Stranger: sounds fun, ok. I can see four walls, pink curtains and loads of little bears!
You: Easy, you are in your bedroom.
Stranger: Yup! your go!
You: From my position, I can see a door straight ahead, there's a single window to my left, an array of various papers around me, and if I look directly down, I can see a small object in the distance swimming across a circular lake!
Stranger: Hmmmmm, this is fun, but hard, are you at work near a lake maybe?
You: I'm taking a shit and looking right at it.
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You: Hello!
Stranger: Hi
You: I like this place, it's very anonymous, you can say anything you like!
Stranger: Yeah its pretty cool used it today for the first time.
You: Oh really, I've been a regular here for months, we all tell each other our inner-most secret and no-one traces it back to you. It's cool.
You: Try it out, tell me something you wouldn't tell a single person who you know in real life.
Stranger: Why not! alright, if Im honest the one thing I kept to myself, since it happened. purely from embarrassment, is that I only have one testicle, a result of a nasty childhood accident, only my family knows.
You: Doesn't it feel better to get that off your chest to someone else?
Stranger: you know what, I think it does.
You: Still can't feel that good, after all, you only have one bollock.
Stranger:
Stranger: Your turn then, tell me something you wouldnt tell anyone else!!
You: Fair is fair. Alright, this one has been troubling me for a while, I know this guy who only has one testicle, and I can't take anything he says seriously!
Stranger: cnut
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You: Hey there.
Stranger: Hey
You: You up for a bit of fun and play?
Stranger: yes x
You: Excellent, you start.
Stranger: I start to take my clothes off.....
You: Wait wait.
Stranger: ...
You: Let me set the scene first.
Stranger: good idea hun!
You: We are alone, surrounded by nature itself
Stranger: i like it baby
You: I turn to you, I look deep into your eyes. I take your hand in mine and guide it to my other, I place something in your hand and let you go.
Stranger: opens hand to look at what it is.
You: It is a ring.
Stranger: a wedding ring hun?
You: One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them. Chapter 2.
Stranger: lord of the rings????? are you fecking kidding me!
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You: Hello.
Stranger: Hey, whats your name?
You: Simon.
Stranger: hello Simon.
You: Simon says disconnect.
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You: Hey there!
Stranger: hey x
You: Are you up for a bit of sex fun?
Stranger: when you put it like that!
You: I look at you from across the room, you look magnificent, you catch my eye, and we both feel something.
Stranger: I glide across the room slowly, sweeping through on a bed of smoke, i lift up my dress a little bit, revealing long beautiful legs
You: I look you up and down, wondering how such a vision can exist.
Stranger: I start breathing heavily, i am so close to you
You: I can almost touch you, I reach out to take your arm, I over-extend, miscalculating the distance, I begin to fall and before I right myself, in a moment of sheer panic and horror, I shit myself a little bit.
You: ....
You: Are we going to be able to work around this, or is this a conversation-ender?
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You: Hello.
Stranger: Hi!
You: Give me an 'I'
Stranger: I
You: Give me an 'm'
You: Don't hesitate, just spell it out!
Stranger: m
You: Give me an 'A'
Stranger: where is this going?
Stranger: a
You: Give me an 'W'
Stranger: w
You: Give me an 'a'
Stranger: a
You: Give me an 'n'
Stranger: n
You: Give me an 'k'
Stranger: k
You: Give me an 'e'
Stranger: e
You: Give me an 'r'
Stranger: r
You: There we go, spell it out.
Stranger: Im a wanker.
You: Couldn't have said it better myself.
Stranger: that was it?
You: Call it a freebie.
Stranger: Well Ive got a chant for you!
Stranger: Give me a 'I'
You: Sorry, don't have the time.
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You: Hello.
Stranger: Hey.
You: Where you from, may I ask?
Stranger: england f
You: Ah me to, can't believe I'm chatting on here at 12:30am!!
Stranger: 12:30? it's only 11:30 though!!
You: Nope, clocks went forward again.
Stranger: seriously?
You: Yep, they went forward the other week, but at 11pm earlier tonight they went forward again, it's normally 2nd of April that clocks usually go forward, so this was unusual. Confused a hell of a lot of people.
Stranger: I cant believe it! I just lost an hour. Ive got to get up in 6 hours now, feck!
You: Tell me about it, it seems hardly anyone knows, its going to be another late morning for workers all round it seems!
Stranger:
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