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Alright, on the request of several newbies and a few mains posters, I've made a collection of my Omegle chats in one place, as opposed to being spread out over a thousand posts.
I thought I had gone past the 100 barrier but I haven't. When I do I will stop making them.
Read through them and leave a comment, but please if you have an Omegle chat to post, use SATAs thread.
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You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: Battle to the death?
Stranger: yeah!
You: [EQUIP SWORD] Slashes strangers face
You: aha!
Stranger: cnut
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You: Female or male, tell me right now!
Stranger: i'm a male, 23, nerd, virgin
You: Elvis?
Stranger: no
You: I bet it is.
Stranger: Harry
You: You post on redcafe don't you.
Stranger: no
You: 2 out of 3 of those facts about you are the same as Elvis.
You: It's me, Hectic, your father.
You: You little nerd you.
You: Trying to act older
Stranger: 23 years - little?
You: No....its those little nerdy glasses you wear
You: How come you haven't been posting today
Stranger: i don't wear glasses
You: Yes you do.
Stranger: no i don't
You: Anyway, have you seen the BSG thread?
You: Shut it elvis.
You: I know you do.
You: So.
You: As I was saying,
Stranger: btard?
You: Oh elvis, you and your silly humour.
Stranger: you are making me confused
You: You always were.
You: Especially in the Newbies.
You: I remember those times well, and now you are Solius bitch.
You: Strange times.
You: Humble times.
Stranger: yes, i suppose it is, and I am
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Stranger: yo
You: So, I was like feck her.
You: You know?
Stranger: dude
Stranger: i know
You: damn right
You: I was like. feck YOU!
You: I was like, bitch I will slap you, with both hands.
Stranger: the good ones can be the worst ones
Stranger: oh yeah? the 'ol doubleslap?
You: And she was like, yeah? YEAH?
Stranger: YEAAAHHHH!
Stranger: What did you do man, you set her dumb ass straight!!!!!
You: Then I went to slap her, and she caught my wrist and threw me against the wall.
You: I tried to get up but she clocked me straight out.
You: I went to the police but they won't help me.
You: She abuses me dude.
Stranger: wait
Stranger: wtf????? WTF????
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You: I use my right hand to say Hello, and my left hand to say feck off.
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You: I use my right hand to say Hello, and my left hand to say feck off.
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You: I use my right hand to say Hello, and my left hand to say feck off.
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You: I use my right hand to say Hello, and my left hand to say feck off.
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You: I use my right hand to say Hello, and my left hand to say feck off.
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You: I use my right hand to say Hello, and my left hand to say feck off.
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You: I use my right hand to say Hello, and my left hand to say feck off.
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You: I use my right hand to say Hello, and my left hand to say feck off.
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You: I use my right hand to say Hello, and my left hand to say feck off.
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You: I use my right hand to say Hello, and my left hand to say feck off.
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10 Straight disconnects, no responses. Record set.
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You: Hey
Stranger: hello
You: Let's type backwards, c'mon it will be fun!
Stranger: Ko. Siht si adnik nuf!!!
You: You are unbelievably retarded, I hope you are happy with yourself.
Stranger: No, I'm not
You: Now. Be gone!
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You: Hello
Stranger: hi!!
You: You left the oven on, your house is burning down.
Stranger: really? oh no!!!!!!!
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You: Hello.
Stranger: Hey there
You: Are you male or female, I demand to be told now!
Stranger: female lol
You: Good. That means I have the upper hand.
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She left before I could say I was joking.
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You: Hey
Stranger: hey!
You: Imagine the best thing that can happen to you, the wildest dream come true and all of your problems are gone forever, can you imagine that for just one second?
Stranger: ok....I'm imagining it
You: Are you basking in the bliss, now I've got something to tell you about your future Sophie, because all those things you imagined....They can come true.
Stranger: but my names not Sophia!
You: What is it then?
Stranger: Cassie.
You: Oh. Sorry Cassie, wrong reading. I've got it now, Cassie, here we go.
Stranger: *Waits excitedly*
You: Your dog is going to die tomorrow.
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You: Hello.
Stranger: howdy hun!
You: I take it you are a woman deary?
Stranger: lol I am indeed.
You: Pick a number between 1 and 5.
Stranger: 3.
You: No! Don't type it out. Think again.
Stranger: Ok.
You: Is it 3?
Stranger: lol how did you know!!!
You: It's a numbers game, as a man, I'm always odds on to out think you.
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Again, I hope I can meet her again to say I was kidding!
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You: Hello slave.
Stranger: erm Hello.
You: I am the king, you are my slave
Stranger: I didnt come on here to be made someones slave.
You: I know, such is fate that you were given false presences to lead you to enslavement on a website.
Stranger: Its not very fair though is it. Why cant i be king and you be the slave?
You: Because you are a facecunt.
Stranger:
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You: Hello.
Stranger: hi
You: I want to piss on you!
Stranger: not again
You: Again?
You: What do you mean again??
You: Are you the girl from the video????
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You: Hey there
Stranger: heya
You: Want to chat horny style?
Stranger: why not. you go first though!!!
You: I raise a hand, slowly and with great intention, I reach out and place my Pawn two steps forward. I eagerly anticipate your move.
Stranger: ok.....mmm....I step closer to you....I go to kiss you.
You: Incorrect move.
Stranger: what???
You: You can't make that move in Chess. Incorrect move.
Stranger: chess? what the feck?!
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You: Hi there.
Stranger: Hello.
Stranger: how are you?
You: Not bad thanks, a little tired.
Stranger: how come?
You: I've been doing a fund raising for charity all day, it's got to me a bit.
Stranger: Awwww that's sweet though hun, I'd sponser you!
You: You don't know what activity I'm doing though.
Stranger: Im sure its nice, what is it?
You: I'm battering teenagers for a good, 6-8 hours a day.
Stranger: woah? battering?? as in beating?
You: Yep, tough stuff.
Stranger: You are sick!
You: You are sicker though, you are sponsoring me.
Stranger: i take it back, I take it back!!!!!!!!!
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You: This is intense.
Stranger: Hi! whats intense?
You: This. It's fecking intense.
Stranger: this chat?
You: Intense man.
Stranger: yeah it is I guess, whats up?
You: I'm tense.
Stranger: Ok. Where you from.
You: Can't say, it's too intense.
Stranger: You are kinda freakin me out
You: I know, it's getting intense.
Stranger: stop it.
You: Can't......In.....tense
Stranger: WTF'S wrong with you, stop that shit.
Stranger: damn it
Stranger: Hello?
Stranger: are you still here, whats going on???
You: I'm back. That was intense.
Stranger: feck #%&5554!!!
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You: Good Evening User, you are speaking to a Omegle ChatGuide.
Stranger: a what?
You: A ChatGuide, we monitor the Omegle rooms for abuse and spam-users.
Stranger: Sure you are.
You: I don't mind, you don't have to believe me. However, On my Omegle Moderation Panel I can isolate your IP and browse through your chat history and demonstrate.
Stranger: no you cant, if you can, prove it
You: I gave it a quick skim, amongst a short temper and perhaps more interesting, you seem to be into homosexual roleplay.
Stranger: wtf!!
You: Well that's what I can see unless someone else uses your computer.
Stranger: are you really a chatguide?
You: Yes, I wasn't messing around.
Stranger: what else does it say?? My bro uses this pc the most.
You: I can't go into it, but I think we've found the source then.
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