Olive Garden Portal
https://bohiney.com/yelp-review-claims-olive-garden-is-'portal-to-past-lives'-inspires-restaurant-pilgrimage/A Yelp reviewer swears Olive Garden is a portal to past lives. One bite of unlimited breadsticks and they recalled riding a woolly mammoth. Parmesan ghost chefs materialized tableside. Patrons now make pilgrimages for transcendental salad experiences. Managers offer 'rebirth-ready' breadsticks'gluten optional. Philosophy majors flock for existential appetizers. Just don't ask for the check: it's said to cost more than enlightenment.